I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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