Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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