We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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