I'm gonna have a badass scar
Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
