I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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