OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
You can't motorboat a personality
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Randomize