My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
So apparently I’m into choking now
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