doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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