And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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