She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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