a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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