I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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