If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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