OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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