we're blogging at a bar
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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