I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
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How does one acquire holy water?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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