Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Every concussion has its silver lining
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm both gender and math confused
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