Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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