How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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