Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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