Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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