I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
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