How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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