my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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