yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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