i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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