We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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