I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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