Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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