I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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