Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
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I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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