what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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