the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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