Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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