i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Couch. On fire.
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