is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
only you would photoshop your dick
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he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
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Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
You've changed since you got that strap on
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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