I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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