check it out our google latitudes are spooning
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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