and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
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They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
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Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
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