No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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