if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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