that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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