hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
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Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
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If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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