Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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