He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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