Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
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I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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