margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Randomize
