Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
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I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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