No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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