three words: i give head
three words: not that well
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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