Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I want to have your abortion
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
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Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
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