Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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