so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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