so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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