12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
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Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
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