I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
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He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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